Friday, June 5, 2009
Go for it, guys and gal!
So, some pathetic weenies have complained about this ad campaign With Sally Ride, "Buzz" Aldrin and Jim Lovell.
All you pathetic weenies, listen up!
Your negative comments are understandable.
You realize that you will never be as cool and as competent as those three people in that image.
You will never do anything with your lives even 1% as amazing & exciting & history making as those three people.
You go to work, and the worst that happens is the office coffee sucks.
Jim Lovell went to work one day and made death in space his very own personal little bitch.
Ed Aldrin went to work one day, and discovered that his ride home was broken. The LM was incapable of lifting off from the Moon. A critical circuit breaker was munged.
So, in true MIT Ph.D fashion, he hacked that LM circuit breaker...
With. A. Ballpoint. Pen.
So, what did YOU do at work today?
Sally Ride, oh yeah! The Shuttle has so many critical points of unrecoverable fatal to the crew failure that Chinese bottle rockets have a better safety record.
She has more balls than a Jeff Stryker movie.
I was three miles from a Shuttle launch, STS-4. The exhaust from the SRBs, if the wind changed, well, we were told to get under shelter ASAP. You don't want to be exposed to the exhaust of the SRBs. Not at all.
Just watching a Shuttle launch from the press site can be dangerous. There's 14 names on the Wall at KSC that are testimony that the Shuttle can kill you in horrible ways.
If Ride, Aldrin and Lovell can make a little coin by being in the same picture with some LUGGAGE, what the hell does it say about them, their history and their iconic status that Louis Vuitton is paying them a bundle to be in the same picture with some LUGGAGE?
You pathetic weenies WISH someone would pay you that kind of money, just because of who you are and what you accomplished in your life.
Louis Vuitton wants a little of their fame and status to rub off on its luggage.
Can't say I blame them for wanting that.